Третий день почти без Интернета.
Волнующий опыт!

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После длительного перерыва на ДА засела вчера за Ведьмака, ибо надо же, наконец, пройти Каменные Сердца.

Святые папильотки, какая же все-таки офигенная картинка! На высоких настройках - просто пир для глаза! И затягивает, курва - села в 19.00, встала в пол-четвертого. Рабочий день, Карл!

Ну а если по пунктам...
- Витольд - быдло. Я бы на месте Шани выдала ему с ноги, невзирая на то, что он сидит в Геральте. Ладно-ладно, она обещала помочь. Не выдала бы. Но очень бы хотела.
- Ольгерд... Ммм... Честно, не поняла, почему от него так рыдают тумблеры. Может, потому распробую? Пока никак.
- Я разучилась в это играть, ра-зу-чи-лась!! Где моя патичка? Почему я должна в одиночку рубить пачки врагов? ААА!!! Долбаных рыцарей Пылающей Розы по квесту офирского купца удалось покрошить только нафармившись по самые змеиные зенки и раскидывая вокруг бомбы и Знаки, как пулемет. Да меня на берегу чуть стайка утопцев 9-го уровня не закусала до смерти! Я хочу Кассандрочку со щитом, площадные заклинания и самопроизвольное восстановление здоровья, как в ДА2)))
- Шани!!! Шани-Шани-Шани!! Любовььььь!!! Вот она, освобожденная женщина Редании) "На дворе тринадцатый век, Шани", - сказал Геральт пафосно, а я поржала. Знал бы он, что в двадцать первом творится...
Люблю ее, в общем.
- Вареничные руны порадовали) Где бы теперь эти чудные камни для них найти?


А, ну и посвящается сегодняшнему дню - пусть Регис воскресе!

@темы: Игрульки, Ведьмак

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Оргия была вчера

"Королевскую свадьбу", увы, не сыграли, но за "Радость мою" и "Сицилийский виноград" в электричестве я готова все простить.
Я все.

@темы: Хлеба и зрелищ, Мужыкальная пауза, Прожызнь

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Винное

День был тяжелым. Вечер был лучше.
Под бутылочку отличного розового Zweigelt придумалось глубокомысленное:"Надо, чтобы кто-нибудь сидел и стратегировал стратегмы".

Кстати, о винах. На выходных попробовала отличный новозеландский Совиньон со смешным названием Babich. Невероятно, но пахнет манго.

@темы: In vino veritas, Прожызнь

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Любви к Карверу псто

Картинки

@темы: Тырю чужое, Dragon Age

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А еще я объявляю День Дружбы *высунулась из раковины*.
Пробежала, зафрендила часть ПЧ. Помахала помпончиками. Ыыы, страшно)))
Это же люди. С ними надо разговаривать

А вообще, ПЧ, дорогие, напишите, чегой ко мне пришли, что читаете и что интересно?

@темы: Умилительное

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Обожания Авелин псто

Немножко картинок во имя самой сильной из красивых женщин Киркволла

Модерн-АУ

С мечом

С довесками

И на сладенькое

От последней я плыву) Донник, ю ар э хэппи бастард!

@темы: Тырю чужое, Dragon Age

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Хех. Я наконец подобрала определение тем, кто пишет на фикбушке серьезные статьи о том, как надо писать фички.
Назидательные фикбучные пупсики.

@темы: Фикписательство

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Блин, пичаль. Люди хотят продолжения однозначно замороженного фичка.
Вот что делать, а?
Даже самой обидно.

@темы: Фикписательство

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И почему чернушку мне писать проще, чем нежное/доброе/вечное?

@темы: Фикписательство

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Собсна, потырено у  KiraStain
Прост.

Опросник на 101 пункт. Инглиш. Ай спик фром май харт.

1. How did you get into Dragon Age?
Please feel free to blame  bettelgeyze and  A_Coronaria. This all because of them

2. Have you finished all three games?
Yep

3. How long did it take you to finish the series?
Have no idea because sometimes I've played days long but sometimes - for an hour once a month. Generally I've started approximately on October, 2015. Still have one Inquisitor to play with)

4. What was your first Warden (gender/class/race/personality)?
m!Surana. A selfish cunning bastard.

5. What was your first Hawke like (gender/class/temperament)?
Sarcastic m!Hawke (a mage)

6. First Inquisitor (gender/class/race/personality)?
Warrior m!Trevelyan. Diplomatic but atheistic. Because all these reverend mothers make him feel sick.

7. Favorite DA:O backstory?
Maybe Cousland's. Just because I've never tried others that Surana's, but the one with mage is terribly boring.

8. Preferred class overall?
Warrior. I like causing damage)

9. Do you tend to play male or female characters most?
Male. Don't know why. Men really seems acting more appropriate in chosen circumstances.

10. Share a pic of your favorite OC from any DA game.
I've done it earlier. Please find it in a post below if desired.

11. Best Hawke quote?
"Hawke this, Hawke that... Do I really look like a head of this band of merry misfits?" smth like that, don't remember exactly.

12. Do you prefer DA:O, DA2, or DA:I most?
DA2

13. Favorite mission from DA:O?
Getting Shale into the party)

14. Favorite DA:O party combo?
Sten, Vynne, my Surana and Leliana

15. Favorite DA:O companion overall?
Leliana

16. DA:O: Did your Warden survive?
Yes. And became Anora's chancelor because positions

17. What did you name your Mabari?
Warden)

18. Who did you choose to rule Fereldan?
Alistair and Anora

19. Favorite mission from DA2?
Having a walk with Ketojan

20. Was everyone loyal at the end?
Yes. Sad but true but I'm always having friendship with everyone
Even if I want someone to hate me. I. Can. Just. Make. Friends.

21. Did Hawke side with the Mages or Templars?
Mages

22. Favorite DA2 party combo?
Fenris, Merril, Varric

23. Did you give Fenris back to Danarius?
No. Why? He's useful)))

24. Favorite main-story quest from DA:I?
What pride had wrought

25. Favorite DA:I place?
Deep Roads in The Descent

26. Did your Inquisitor choose the Mages or the Templars?
Both in different playthrough's

27. Which did you leave behind (Abyss)?
Stroud

28. Inquisitor’s feelings on being the Herald of Andraste?
He doesn't give a fuck. Just doing what is needed.

29. What are your feelings on the Chantry?
As IRL - absolutely unnesessary institution made for gaining profit from fools looking for a miracle.

30. What are your feelings on the Circle?
The idea is good. The realisation is a shit - as it always is.

31. DLC for the first 2 games: All of it, some of it, or none of it?
DA:O - all excluding The Golems of Amgarrack and The Soldier's Peak
DA2 - all

32. Favorite DLC mission overall?
The Descent!!

33. Favorite DA character overall?
Cassandra

34. Least favorite character?
Solas

35. Who do you want to see return in the next game?
Hawke!!! (if alive)

36. What kind of DLC do you hope for for DA:I?
Seems like it's very old a questionnairee...

37. Bloodmagic: yes or no?
It's just a tool. Why not if used properly?

38. Funniest moment in the games?
Cassandra having a new chapter of Swords and Shields

39. Creepiest moment in the games?
Walking by narrow bridges above the abyss in The Descent. I hate heights. Never take me to the ferris wheel, please.

40. A moment/action you regret in-game?
That I cannot stop Anders and save Varel if defending the Vigil Keep

41. Who did you romance in your first playthrough for each game?
Cassandra
Merril
Morrigan and Leliana both)

42. Who do you wish you could romance that you can’t?
Varric!!!!

43. Favorite romance overall so far?
Cassandra

44. One romance you just can’t stand/doesn’t make sense/etc?
Sebastian. It would be better it have never been developed.

45. Which 3 DA characters would you want as your best friends?
Varric - he's fun
Iron Bull - I need someone to hammer the nails)))
Dorian - we'll talk about fashion and go shopping) I need someone to look how dress fits from the behind without being jealous)))

46. A character you’d love to drop in a volcano and forget about?
SOOOOOLAS.
May be eagles? No eagles? Shit...

47. Best antagonist in the series?
Architect

48. Worst antagonist in the series?
Coryphephihi in his terrible stockings. They were run out of fashion in 1.01 already. OK, in 1.03.

49. Something you do in EVERY DA playthrough, no matter what?
Looting every fucking bun of junk

50. Describe your perfect playthrough for any DA game.
Don't really know. Maybe the one when you can romance Nathaniel Howe?

51. Favorite Warden/Hawke/Inquisitor headcanons (any or all)?
My Surana when serving Anora as a chancellor tried to woo her but... no chance. After all he's just a little mage born in an alienage.

52. Favorite non-Player Character headcanons?
Fiona somehow found a medicine to help Alistair to get an heir.

53. That One Headcanon that hurts to think about?
Templar!Inquisitor after Trespasser - without hand but with lyrium addiction. My poor baby...

54. Fluffiest headcanon ever?
My Trevelyan finally married Cassandra)

55. Your non-Player Character OTPs?
NPCs... maybe Colbert/Micah? And eggs, of course) Micah fancies eggs.

56. Your absolutely NOTP?
Don't know. Someone dating Cole?

57. Who would you date if you could (as you, not your OC)?
Nathaniel Howe)))))

58. Who has the best character arc overall?
Gaspard in Masked Empire.

59. Who was written really poorly?
Anders in DAA

60. Who do you wish had been given more story?
DA2!Cullen. I need to know more about him serving in the Gallows.

61. Favorite NPC?
Varel!

62. A character you think deserves more fan love?
Maybe Vivienne?

63. Best story moment?
Ser Michel de Chevin mourning for his fallen horse

64. Favorite achievement?
100 points of court approval)

65. Any epic game play moments in any DA game?
The Dawn will come *and everybody sing*

66. Something you hate about any/all of the games?
Hate? I pay no hature on bunch of pixels.

67. Best non-OC quote?
"Well, shit..."

68. Have you cosplayed any DA characters?
No

69. Who would you cosplay if you could (no holds barred)?
Maybe Celene?

70. Did you read the comics?
No

71. Did you read the novels?
Yes

72. Did you see Dawn of the Seeker?
No

73. Favorite OST song(s)?
Sera was never and Empress of Fire

74. Do you take screenshots in any DA games?
Yes

75. Do you edit images/gifs or make videos about DA?
No

76. Have you ever made a DA Let’s Play?
No

77. What moment/memory still gives you chills/feels?
A first date with Cassandra

78. What are you hoping for from DA4?
More qunari

79. What are you worried about for DA4?
LOADS of elves(

80. Favorite fanmix?
What?

81. Favorite fanfic?
There are few of them. And few of these few are mine)

82. Favorite fanart/fanartist?
Mezamero

83. Favorite fan musician/music?
None

84. Favorite cosplay(er)?
None

85. Favorite Let’s Play?
What???

86. Favorite DA-themed blog?
Never tried to remember some

87. Do you create anything in the fandom (write, draw, craft, gif, etc)?
Write stuff

88. Do you participate in or run a DA RP?
No

89. Are you on any DA forums, chats, reddit subs, etc?
Yes... Poor people that have to see me there...

90. Do you run an DA-themed blog/page/website?
Partially.

91. Do you have any friends who love DA too?
Oh, yes...

92. Did you get someone into DA?
No

93. Do you own any DA merchandise?
None, but I would like to have a fluffy nug)

94. Have you ever made any DA-themed crafts (clothes, toys, etc)?
No

95. Which actors would you cast for a movie of your fav DA game?
Don't know...

96. Do you use game mods?
Yes. But the only one that helps to get NH laid in The Crown and Lion)))

97. What’s your favorite DA mod?
See above

98. If you could be any non-Human DA species, which and why?
Eh... none. I'm happy to be a human.

99. Where would you live (Fereldan, Orlais, Free Marches etc?)
Orlais.

100. Circle, Templar, Chantry, Guard, Seeker, Inquisition, or none?
Oh, no. Just Orlais, please. No sugar. Thank you)

101. If you could meet your Warden/Hawke/Inquisitor, what would you say?
Don't you worry, donut. Mommy is here)

@темы: Упорос, Dragon Age

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У нас с  A_Coronaria родилась заявка на нерожденный (и никогда, скорее всего, не будущий рожденным) фест однострочников по Черному отряду.
АУ, где Костоправ и Госпожа "таки-да!" и ПОСКОРЕЕ, КАРЛ! R+++, NC-100500

*сомлели все обе сразу*

@темы: Упорос, Ведьмодамы, Черный Отряд

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Похоже, дежурка интересна первые десять тредов. Ну пятнадцать. А потом возникает ощущение, что входишь в рекурсию.
Зашла.
Вышла.
Отписалась снова.

UPD: Дежурочка кулинарная

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@темы: Глубокомысленно

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